For Alkari's perusal (and the perusal of anyone else who might be amused)

[DesertRose]

At the end of this week's chat, we segued from a weather discussion into alligators, and I mentioned this meme.

Link goes to a photo of an alligator that somehow managed to get its upper body up the front door/entry area of someone's house, with a silly caption. 

http://www.humoar.com/oh-thank-god-its-just-an-alligator/

[Laurna]

**scratch, knock, scratch***

"Honey, did you buy so much at the store that you can not get your keys into the lock?"
**scratch, scratch***

" Oh, all right, I'm coming!  I'll get the door for you?"
Door opens

"AACK!!!!"
**chomp, chomp!**
Dinner served