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Offline Elkhound

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« on: June 16, 2016, 07:49:42 pm »
I heard a Game of Thrones joke: 

Q: Why do Lannisters have large beds?
A: They push two twins together to make a king.

There was a meme showing Princess Leia on one side and Queen Cersi on the other:

L.: I kissed my brother once.
C: That's nice, dear.

Another:

Luke Skywalker:  They cut off my hand!
Jamie Lannister: Tell me about it!

What are some similar jokes/memes we could make about the Dernyiverse?

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2016, 10:15:15 pm »
 ;D Love it!  Nice laugh!  ;D

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2016, 04:12:08 am »
Thank you for the laugh. I needed it.

Will give it some thought. :)

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